Trumpadoodle came to Congress
Spouting statements phony
He showed up with hat in hand
Asking them for money
Trumpadoodle doodle do
Trumpadoodle doodle dandy
Says he needs the dollars new
Keeps his MAGAns handy
Congress said it’s got no dough
Not for Trumple’s cronies
Tax breaks promised; can’t say no
Or they’ll all disown me
Trumpadoodle doodle do
They will all disown me
I’d be coming into view
Riding on a pony
Trumpadoodle came to court
Court Supreme he came to
Tried to kick Hispanics out
Court Supreme said can’t do
Trumpadoodle doodle do
Court requires due process
Authority is lacking too
It belongs to Congress
Trumpadoodle’s said much worse
I challenge you to trying
Write in style your Trumple verse
Don’t let me catch you lying
5/31/2025
Since Trump doesn’t give the office of the Presidency the solemnity and dignity it carries, he deserves to be put in the context of a simple children’s song.