(To the tune of ‘Poor Jud Is Dead’)
Poor Donald Trump, poor, poor Donald Trump
He’s really having problems with the news
In his throat there is a lump
Kamala out on the stump
It’s a fact he cannot swallow, ‘though it’s true
Poor Donald Trump who covets President
He sees his chances fade before his eyes
It becomes more evident
All the lies of her he’s sent
Are falling flat no matter how he tries
Poor Don. Poor Don
His campaign is nearly shambles. Smell the scent
He’d picked J. D. As V. P.
Now he’s sorry as can be
As he realizes he won’t be next President
8/2/2024
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