Month: February 2024

In the course of time abounding
Bad the news around, resounding
Trumple this and Trumple that
Trumple donned his MAGA hat
With all his acolytes surrounding

‘Twas once the Grand Old Party bold
Thoughts not allowed now; do as told
Ignore the truth. Ignore the facts
Ignore the courts and their attacks
Or else you’ll end out in the cold

Trumple fined near half a billion
You must pay, he told his minions
You’re my golden patriots
Though I know you’re idiots
You’ll never know my real opinion

Just keep on lauding me and paying
‘Till I’m in the White House staying
Worry not how outcomes look
I will get in by hook or crook
You listen up to what I’m saying

2/22/2024

Priorities

I’m a MAGA Republican that’s who I am
And I’m damn proud to be one; I don’t give a damn
If you’re black, brown or otherwise you don’t belong
This country’s white Christian, t’was meant all along
And Trump? He’s our leader; we do his least whim
He’s strong just like Putin; no messing with him

I’m a member of Congress, the red side, of course,
I follow Trump’s dictates, there’s no other choice
We tried some impeachings, but they didn’t pass
Our Speaker behaves like his head’s up his rear
We can’t pass a budget, we can’t all agree
To Hell with Ukraine and with Israel, you’ll see

I am here in the Senate; I’m far to the right
We worked hard, bipartisan, many nights,
The Dems gave near all that we asked to include
The border, Ukraine and for Israel, to boot
But Trump gave thumbs down; don’t give Biden a win
That tells you the state that our Senate is in

What, then, are Republican priorities?
It’s Trump, then it’s Putin, last, Country it seems

2/6/2024