So, Kevin as Speaker, it’s what I desire
House Speaker McCarthy, someone to admire
For many a year to that post I’ve aspired
And now is my time, though my chances seem dire
The problem, you know, is: the Democrats won
Two-thirteen House seats when vote-counting was done
Leaving two-twenty-two that Republicans won
Getting two-eighteen votes won’t be easy or fun
So, whatever my caucus desires, I’ll agree
So what, if it’s touting false conspiracies
And impeaching whom the real powers that be
Decide to impeach. I’ll agree; you will see
I’ll be second in line for the presidency
I don’t know, happenstance, what the future might be
There’s a lot of unrest, brewing conspiracies
Now, POTUS McCarthy- that sounds great to me!
12/14/2022