Now, Arizona’s new claim to fame
Are the Cyber Ninjas. Yep, that’s their name
At the coliseum, Maricopa County
They set up their task force so to make their bounty
Since the State’s great senators, an august group
Hired them to audit, to dig up the poop
On the voted ballots for the President
Proving they weren’t valid, they were fraudulent
Though the Senate paid the group a healthy sum
They sought out donations from the Trumpians
Most of whom had little; their belief was strong
That back in the White House was where Trump belonged
So they sent their dollars making Ninjas richer
Being con professionals they liked the picture
So they dragged the audit on for months on end
And the more they publicized, the more chumps sent
But what did they do to effect the audit?
What procedure followed that the Senate bought it?
‘‘Twas a deep, dark secret, bamboo shards, purple light
That would find bad ballots by the thousands. Right!
That would prove Trump really won the State’s election
It was stolen from him due to dereliction
Of the State officials who were Democrats
That he’s still the President; that’s where he’s at
Now the audit’s finished; all the work’s been done
They’ll reveal in August that the Trump had won
And in pomp and circumstance he will return
To the White House royally, another term
6/28/2021
