Month: June 2021

Now, Arizona’s new claim to fame
Are the Cyber Ninjas. Yep, that’s their name
At the coliseum, Maricopa County
They set up their task force so to make their bounty

Since the State’s great senators, an august group
Hired them to audit, to dig up the poop
On the voted ballots for the President
Proving they weren’t valid, they were fraudulent

Though the Senate paid the group a healthy sum
They sought out donations from the Trumpians
Most of whom had little; their belief was strong
That back in the White House was where Trump belonged

So they sent their dollars making Ninjas richer
Being con professionals they liked the picture
So they dragged the audit on for months on end
And the more they publicized, the more chumps sent

But what did they do to effect the audit?
What procedure followed that the Senate bought it?
‘‘Twas a deep, dark secret, bamboo shards, purple light
That would find bad ballots by the thousands. Right!

That would prove Trump really won the State’s election
It was stolen from him due to dereliction
Of the State officials who were Democrats
That he’s still the President; that’s where he’s at

Now the audit’s finished; all the work’s been done
They’ll reveal in August that the Trump had won
And in pomp and circumstance he will return
To the White House royally, another term

6/28/2021

A senator I am, Republican I be
I proudly represent the people of my state
Except those Democrats who didn’t vote for me
Their thoughts toward me I sense are bordering on hate

A bunch of socialist who want to give away
The money that we’re taxed to lazy S.O.B.s
Those low-life browns and blacks who sit around all day
Who think they’re good as whites, and claim equality

But my State Legislature’s passed a bunch of laws
Designed to make it hard for Democrats to win
Suppressing blacks and browns, a truly worthy cause
By drawing Precinct lines based on color of the skin

And in those very Precincts they did all they could do
To make it inconvenient for residents to vote
I think that’s pretty clever. Come twenty, twenty two
We’re sure to take the House. Dem’s chances are remote

Today we filibustered the ‘For The People Act’
The Democrats were trying to kill our legislation
Of course I voted NO. Why wouldn’t I do that?
It’s that or we’d lose power and suffer indignation

6/22/2021

A plutocratic run autocracy
Where legislatures throughout crimson states
Have voted to outlaw democracy
And are controlled by billionaires. A fate

That’s not beyond the future likelihood
Of trends political, state laws enacted
That so empower states, it’s understood,
To overturn elections, votes redacted

Of course they will be challenged in the courts
A process that could carry on for years
That plus their laws suppressing valid votes
Of Democrats of color that are feared

So what are we to do; what must be done?
We must turn out in millions, demonstrate!
To show our discontent all summer long
And not accept their rulings as our fate

Then for election twenty twenty two
Their counter tactics we must overcome
Turn out to vote in such a multitude
That challenges their claims that say they won

I would expect sheer chaos at the polls
And greater chaos post election night
With neither Party having met their goals
Mistrusting the results, both left and right

6/14/2021

What’s happening and what can we expect?
Delusional the President that was
Believing he’s the President that is;
That Biden has usurped the POTUS role
The Presidential mantle Biden stole
His title’s false which no one should respect

And thirty million Trumpers take his word
As gospel, truly everything he says
Their patriotic duty’s to find ways
To put Trump back as Pres. where he belongs
Back in the White House righting Biden’s wrongs
‘Twill soon be time to act; their loins to gird

Trump thinks in August he’ll be reinstated
But what will happen when that won’t take place
A storming of the White House all will face
With weapons blazing clearing Biden out
A full fledged coupe is what they’ll bring about
Oath Keepers and the Proud Boys delegated

One doesn’t have to be a brilliant Einstein
To see where Trump’s delusions likely lead
They’re planning now because they must succeed
Great patriots they are, Trump’s soldiers true
Whatever Trump commands they’re sure to do
Once Trump is back their country will be fine

6/4/2021