SF-86
Ms. Abigail Spanberger, a new candidate for Congress
Who had worked within the secrets of our nation’s C.I.A.
Whose clearance application form, her SF-86,
Was unredactedly released, to Abigail’s dismay
Responding to a FOIA, U.S.P.S. let it go
Within three weeks Paul Ryan’s PAC released it to the Press
An SF-86 contains one’s personal info
It’s not to be released based on a FOIA sourced request
The Postal Service showed remorse; it was a big mistake
They’ll guard against it happening again, but by the way
They’d also sent out forms on other Demo. candidates
Who’d worked in jobs requiring clearance like the C.I.A.
I know the form, I’ve filled it out on more than one occasion
There’s little info when completed not already known
And she who’s clearance is approved, it takes no great persuasion
To recognize she’s squeaky clean; her closet’s bare of bones
So, Ryan PAC, what did you find that made this worth your while?
That Abigail had substituted for an English teacher
At a Moslem school. Big deal! Will voters change their style?
If dirt you want that source is poor; your findings will be meager
8/30/18
