This fate wasn’t meant to happen
In my face the Press keeps yapping
All my strength their news keeps sapping
Fake news claiming I’m a sham
Really thought this would be breezy
Unlike business which is sleazy
Being President’s not easy
It’s not really who I am
My supporters, I’m their man
Health care I said I’d deliver
It appears that battle’s over
I’d have signed a bill, whatever
But McConnell screwed the works
Couldn’t get the Senate backing
For his bill since it was lacking
What the voters for we’re asking
They are all a bunch of jerks
Nor did the Dems give helping hands
This Russia thing has got me worried
Sessions screwed me in a hurry
Made me fire Yates and Comey
Sessions now has got to go
Mueller’s looking at finances
Can’t allow their probing glances
Risk is large, can’t take the chances
Mueller, too, I must let go
But my base will with me stand
7/20/17
