Sung to the tune of “Sweet Betsy From Pike”
Bonnie and Clyde
Oh don’t you remember young Bonnie and Clyde
Who robbed many banks where a lot of men died
But they were the darlings of those in the news
The people all loved them as heroes they’d choose
Boodle dang fall didido, boodle dang fall dedee
The same’s true of Dillinger, Billy the Kid,
And mobsters and Mafia’s deeds that they did
These outlaws were idolized, did what they would
The people would mimic if only they could
Boodle dang fall didido, boodle dang fall dedee
Now enter Don Trump on the national scene
Who made all his wealth by nefarious means
He’s known for his cheating and telling untruths
And vulgar pronouncements all lacking of couth
Boodle dang fall didido, boodle dang fall dedee
His conflicts of interest, his actual net worth
His five-fifty properties all ’round the Earth
His people all love him; they view him with pride
They see him the way they did Bonnie and Clyde
Boodle dang fall didido boodle dang fall dedee
3/15/17
