(To the tune of The Lowland Sea)
There is a ship that sails all on South China Sea
And the Bowditch is its name doing research carefully
Deploying mini drones that are research submarines
And they gather sea data
Carefully
Research data from South China Sea
Then up came a Chinese boat, it came most stealthily
And it drew along side of the Bowditch on the sea
They snatched a drone aboard and sailed off most hastily
They sailed off with the drone sub
Hastily
They sailed off there on South China Sea
Then our people at State soon complained most formally
They demanded of China to cease this thievery
And return to us our drone; stop behaving childishly
Trump is not President yet
Can’t you see
You’ve retaliated stupidly
12/18/16
