Earlier this month Richard Engel and Aggelos Petroupolos wrote an NBC News article on cyber espionage, which The Daily Kos recently republished. Since I had come up with a cock-a-maime idea on the subject I thought it opportune to write it in a poelitic.
Somebody hacked us
Don’t wonder who
We know just who it must be
Vlad Putin hates us
We know it’s he
Unleashed his bad bears we see
Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear are his cyber teams
Our secure computers hacked with ease, so it seems
How to protect us
I figured out
It’s really simple, you see
They can’t attack us
If off the net
If off the net, mostly we
Code and store transmissions offline, protectively
Then the pack at random instants squirt rapidly
Then when they hack us
We’ll be offline
Offline and safe we will be
9/24/16
