Tweedledee Trumpledee
Polling unfavorably
Not where it ought to be
Clearly, it’s rigged
Also my staff’s no good
They should have understood
I’m me; and know they should
I’m winning big
So Trumple fired top staff
New hires that make us laugh
A lass, his mask to craft
And, too, a bigot
Tweedledee Trumpledee
New person publicly
Through Trumple’s mask we see
The clown we dig
8/19/16
Way down upon the campaign Trumple
Down in the swamps
There’s where we saw his campaign stumble
There’s where Steve Brannon tromps
All up and down this puzzled nation
We’d like to know
Why hire someone like Steve Brannon
As your new CEO
Brannon managed the Breitbart website
Conspiracies it breeds
Sinking Trumple further under from sight
It’s not what his campaign needs
8/18/16
Where have Trump’s supporters gone
He keeps questioning
Where have Trump’s supporters gone
Down numbers flow
Where have Trump’s supporters gone
Gone to Clinton every one
When will he ever learn
When will he ever learn
Where have independents gone
Who were backing him
Where have independents gone
Trump doesn’t know
Where have independents gone
Gone to Clinton every one
When will he ever learn
When will he ever learn
Where have the millennials gone
His eyes are blind
Where have the millennials gone
Not where he goes
Where have the millennials gone
Gone to Clinton every one
When will he ever learn
When will he ever learn
Where have the Republicans gone
His loyal base
Where have the Republicans gone
Holding their nose
Where have the Republicans gone
Going nowhere every one
When will they ever learn
When will they ever learn
8/15/16
So what did Secretary Clinton really do? To name a few:
• Revive America’s international reputation after Bush
• Restored alliance/relationships with the EU and key Asian allies, Africa and Latin America
• Got Russia, China, the EU and the civilized world to agree to crippling sanctions against Iran, which brought them to the negotiating table.
• Won the UN resolution for multi-lateral military intervention in Libya to stop Khadafy’s genocide against his people.
• Negotiated the New START arms treaty with Russia
• Renewed diplomatic ties with Myanmar.
• Point person in Copenhagen compelling the Chinese to commit to reducing carbon emissions.
• Personally negotiated a cease fire between Israel and Hamas.
• Brokered human rights with Burma.
• Oversaw free-trade agreements with Panama, Columbia, and South Korea.
• Significant, unpublicized anti-terrorists activities here and abroad.
• Continuous vocal activism throughout the world on behalf of women and children.
Trumple’s Foreign Policy:
Hillary is terrible
In everything she has and hasn’t done
Barack Hussein Obama’s even worse
And only I can fix it; yes I can!
She lied Benghazi
Founded ISIS
Ruined Libya
Caved to Russia
Lost to China
And folded to Iran
She skewered Israel
Messed up Syria
And laid our country barer
Against Islamic terror
And only I can fix it; yes I can!
8/14/16
Donnie’s father’s spirit singing to him.
Oh Donnie Boy
Your polls, your polls are falling
From coast to coast
Across the middle too
Support is gone
And all your party’s calling
For you to stay on target, please just do
But you know best
It’s what you do that’s won for you
As for the rest
Ignore them; they’re so low
And they will see
Your votes come out of shadow
Oh Donnie Boy, oh Donnie Boy
You’ll win, I know
8/13/16
According to the pollsters Hillary now has a better than 80% likelihood of winning in November. Trump, in his desperation, has been preparing his supporters for his loss by claiming the elections are rigged and, today in Pennsylvania, claiming that the only way Clinton, who’s up in the polls by 11% in Pennsylvania, could win there is by cheating. Presuming Clinton does win in November, this will perpetuate the belief among the millions of Trump supporters that her presidency is illegitimate. This is precisely what he tried to do to President Obama by promulgating the Birther movement. I believe that attempting to undermine the legitimacy of the duly elected, sitting president is close to treasonous.
Humpty Trumpty steeped in his gall
Making Trumpty’s poll numbers fall
…..All the Republicans
…..Scared running men
Can’t seem to push up his numbers again
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Pennsylvania has been blue
…..For many past elections
Following traditions true
…..Seem’s Clinton’s their selection
Trumple’s numbers are so low
…..He’s taking such a beating
He claim’s, if Clinton wins, you know
…..She’d only win by cheating
8/12/16
Trumple in his desperation
Stooped below mere defamation
When he strongly
Clearly wrongly
Labeled Clinton ISIS founder
Dangerous this escalation:
Clinton, traitor of the nation
Trumple’s comments
Can’t but foment
Lethal danger all around her
Hearing, here, an invitation
Some nut full of aggravation
Feeling righteous
Really might just
Take his gun and try to down her
8/10/16
Dan Rather wrote an Op Ed that I picked up in the Daily Kos that I would say is the best commentary I have read on Trump’s Supreme Court and second-amendment comment, which, I’m sure, you have heard a lot about by now.
When I was a little lad
A truth my dad would tell me
Some elephants are big and bad
And leave a trail that’s smelly
Trumple Elly trumpets strong
With statements gross and stinking
But yesterday with words so wrong
It’s clear what he was thinking
Shoveling the Elly’s poop
His backers keep on trying
But this one’s just too tough to scoop
They try but no one’s buying
Even were it just a joke
As Trumple now is claiming
Inciting murder is no hoax
Implying it, is damning
Trumple’s words have consequence
His followers are dupes
They follow up his sentences
And shovel up his poop
8/10/16
GOPers like to clamor
The economy’s not strong
Seems to be some kind of glamour
Claiming its direction’s wrong
…..The economy’s
…..Slow recovery
…..Though unsavory
…..Happened naturally
The recession Bush created
Was the worst in very long
Just bear witness to the numbers
Jobs, ten million in eight years
Unemployment measures under
Five percent, but then it’s clear
…..Stock heights staggering
…..Bond yields bottoming
…..Wages stagnating
…..Low growth threatening
Indicating that a likely
General downturn could be near
Taking place near the election
There’d be plenty hell to pay
With stocks in a deep correction
Trump’s accusing could hold sway
…..Clinton’s strategy
…..Must prepare Plan B
…..For this very key
…..Possibility
Otherwise it’s truly likely
Donald Trump could win the day
8/08/16
The first is Business One
Trump’s accounting has begun
As a young man Trumple lost except for Dad
He’s the greatest
Most inflated
He’s the greatest business man we’ve ever had
This next is Business Two
Trumple learned the art of screw
Several Indian casinos cheated he
He’s the greatest
Most berated
He’s the greatest shady business man, you’ll see
The third is Business Three
Trumple University
Trumple promised students but delivered not
He’s the greatest
Over stated
He, the greatest business man, defrauds a lot
We’ve come to Business Four
Trumple always evens scores
Trumple didn’t pay his contractors their due
He’s the greatest
Multi- hated
He’s the greatest business man you’d have to sue
Many more than Business Five
Shady deals is how he thrived
Newsweek’s article is where you’ll find the rest
He’s the greatest
Lowest rated
Says the greatest business man: “I am the best!”
