A while back I spoke of hill-billy songs I learned as a kid, some that were pretty guttural (which appears more appropriate as these campaigns evolve). For the one that comes to mind, you had to eat beans before the performance:
Though her teeth are phony / From chawin’ ring baloney / She’s my freckle-face consumption / Mary Jane, BARRUMPH!
There’s a lot you can do with this, so eat your beans and have at it. A few of mine are below.
Though he’s lots of money
His statements hoo ha funny
The Republican contender
Trumpldee, BARRUMPH!
Though his manner’s brutish
With policies so foolish
He’s the GOP pretender
To the throne, BARRUMPH!
Since his name’s Hispanic
He puts me in a panic
He’s the judge who’ll prove me truly
Fraudulent, BARRUMPH!
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